^^ Job oPEniNg fOR baKEr ^^

Following the entry of my long old fwen Fang, I decided to help her to openly post a job opening for the bakers (since no 1 response to what I post in my MSN nick haha).

Company Profile

Founded on 2-11-06 by Stephanie Lim after the inspiration conversation with her long old fwen.
Vision: Establish Stephie’s Bakery as the foremost international, trend-setting lifestyle bakery brand.
Mission: Leading a new lifestyle culture with new, innovative changes and creative differentiation to craft products with passion and vibrancy.

Currently, the company is aiming to expand its business and is seeking more bakers to join the company where in the end, only the most suitable baker will be chosen. Aside from the bakery’s CEO, the baker may be subjected to tasks given by the CEO’s parents, 2 sisters, brother, maybe her niece and nephew and maybe the long old fwen (moi!) and not to mention the big extend family (which I dunno well).

Background of the CEO

Stephanie Lim is born in 1984, with 1 elder sister, 1 younger sister and brother. Schools attend, Pei Tong Pri School (P1-P5), Qihua Pri School (P6), Woodlands Sec School, Pioneer JC (Science Stream) and finally graduated with 2nd lower honours in Nanyang Technological University in Business Studies specializing in HR. Following that, she decided that she dun wanna join the corporate world but instead wants to pass on her knowledge to the next generation and thus chose to goes into teaching. She is currently teaching PE and English at a secondary in the north area.

Enough of crap, now I shall move on the most important part of all, the responsibilities and requirements for this position.

Responsibilities

- To provide unlimited of care, concern love, money (preferably) for the CEO
- To be able to bake a lot of bread, cake (which essentially meant money in this case)
- To be able to be there for her whenever she needs you (this job requires 24/7 standby)
- To be able to handle stress ( Or rather her? Haha)
- All other ad-hoc duties assign by the CEO or any other authorized personnel

Requirements

Candidates are preferred to have the below mention qualities. Those without those qualities will be considered on case by case basis.

- Tall, dark and handsome preferably with a huge house
- Must be fat free
- Generously understanding and trusting is a must
- Preferably working in a managerial position in a high rise office and jet setting lifestyle and each time bringing the CEO along
- Cover (in presentable clothes) and let (it) rise to the occasion at certain appropriate time for a reasonable period.
- Punch-able and able to put down the toilet seat cover.
- Preferably owns a car,
- Possesses a combination of romance and excellent linguistic ability
- Amiable, good-nature and humorous
- Essential to have large (almost infinity) amount of patience
- Nice to have much general knowledge as possible
- To have filial piety is a crucial requirement
- To have charisma and generosity will be an added advantage

Others

- Salary : Lifetime supply of love from the CEO
- Working hours: 24/7 on standby


Please note that aside having the above mentioned qualities, you will have to convince the CEO that you are better than her current baker. Please note that you will also be in risk for being beaten to death by the current baker.

Interested candidates, please send in a detailed CV and preferably a complete photo portfolio (so that the CEO can immediately eliminate the unsuitable candidates and will not waste each other’s time).

P/S: I charge a nominal fee if any candidates is interested to know how to have a better chance in getting this job. Just leave me a message and I will reply asap!

P/P/S: The requirements are taken off her blog entry.

Crap, I cannot believe I actually took time off studying to write this entry. Haha. It is way too crap, those who don’t understand, nevermind, dun bother to understand. It’s a personal joke between her n me. Haha. Congrats on your passing, sis! Hope you like this entry. Haha. I think I must be too stress le. Haha.